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Thursday, August 11, 2005

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun...

*Porn diva Jenna Jameson has launched a new technologically-enhanced web site that features her first comments about new rumors suggesting Mike Tyson may soon be one of her co-stars.

"A couple of people from my office have talked with Mr. Tyson recently about acting in an adult movie," she says. “When word got around the ClubJenna studio, several of the girls said they thought they'd like to do some scenes with him. Mike is a friend of ours and I have a great photo of us together. He would definitely be an amazing adult performer. If he appeared with the ClubJenna Girls, I think the movie could be knock out!"

Jameson’s new Wireless Application Protocol (WAPsite) -- jennawireless.com or clubjenna.com – plans to serve the growing market for adult content on mobile phones and wireless devices. Jenna’s Tyson talk is being dangled before consumers as a way to entice folks to try out the new technology.

"I'm really excited about the chance to add wireless to the ways we communicate instantly with our fans anywhere in the world," Jameson promotes.

But back to Tyson, she says the former Heavyweight champ was introduced to ClubJenna by mutual friends and representatives of the production and marketing firm she and her husband run, and have talked with him about a role in a future film.

Kimora's High Life


KIMORA LEE PLEADS GUILTY, GETS PROBATION:
Designer’s police chase leads to intervention program.

Fashion designer Kimora Lee Simmons will have all of her charges from a July 2004 police chase dropped if she successfully completes a pre-trial intervention program in New York for non-violent first offenders.

Simmons, the wife of Def Jam co-founder Russell Simmons, pleaded guilty Tuesday in Superior Court to careless driving and agreed to serve six months of probation. At the time of her arrest, authorities said she drove erratically and ignored a police car’s flashing lights and wailing siren for several miles. Once pulled over, police discovered a small amount of weed in the car.

The former model was arrested and charged with eluding a police officer, possessing marijuana (under 50 grams), careless driving, operating a vehicle while possessing a controlled substance, tail-gating and having a taillight out.
Bergen County prosecutors, however, have agreed to drop all charges once her intervention program is completed.

"This is certainly an aberration, a one-time mistake of judgment," Assistant Prosecutor Wayne Mello said. "It's precisely the circumstance that pre-trial intervention was created for."
Her lawyer, Brian Neary, called the case "an unfortunate incident."

"Kimora and her family are stellar citizens of Saddle River," he said. "They are glad this is behind them."